Shipping policy

We pack and ship your order with love, a little sarcasm, and possibly a few swear words (the good kind).

Please allow 2–5 business days for processing before your order hits the road. Shipping times depend on your location, but we’ll do our best to get your goodies to you quickly. We’re based in Australia, so if you’re ordering internationally - give it a minute (or a few).

Got questions? Lost parcel? Existential shipping crisis? Shoot us an email and we’ll sort it.